Monday, March 2, 2009

Australia for Australians (and me)

After some great weight loss success my stomach and muffin tops have returned due to a week long binge eating bender.

In order to motivate myself to stick to my diet, as of today I am going to donate $10 to famous insane right-wing Aussie politician Pauline Hanson each day that I violate it. (I will keep a running total of how much I've given to that racist monster on this very blog.)

This probably violates Australian campaign finance law, but hopefully neither she nor I will get caught.

Some good Pauline Hanson material from YouTube:

OK, I think that's enough Pauline Hanson for today.

1 comments:

Andrea V. said...

Curious to know what you could have eaten that would cause such sudden inflation of muffin tops. But probably better that I don't know.